About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning at Kwik Star Car Wash, an announcement blared over the loudspeaker: ‘Attention, your car is now being washed by the world’s slowest robot!’ Ever since then, customers joke that their vehicles emerge cleaner but with stories of near-misses. A delivery driver named John once complained loudly about his delayed pizza. To everyone's surprise, when he drove off, the pizza box was neatly attached to his windshield—still warm and fresh! Since then, locals say Kwik Star has a secret partnership with Domino’s.
2. A little boy stood mesmerized as his dad pulled up to Kwik Star Car Wash. Suddenly, the water jets started dancing in time with the radio’s pop song. The kid laughed so hard he fell off his daddy’s lap. Just then, a delivery driver walked out, completely soaked and singing along. The little boy pointed and shouted, ‘Dad, that man looks like a wet clown!’ Everyone burst into laughter, including the driver who sheepishly wiped water from his eyes.
3. At Kwik Star Car Wash, a regular customer complained loudly, ‘Why does it always take forever for my car to dry here?’ The attendant shrugged and replied, ‘Sir, our blowers are on strike!’ A delivery driver then chimed in, ‘Well, if they’re on strike, maybe I should just drive my truck through!’ An old lady walking by giggled and said, ‘That’s what they do with every car that comes in here.’ The attendant smiled and whispered to another worker, ‘Guess we better get those blowers back online before someone really drives off angry…’
4. At Kwik Star Car Wash, a delivery driver exclaimed, 'I swear my coffee tastes better when I drive through here!' It turned out that every time he drove through Kwik Star’s tunnel, his thermos got bumped just right—creating a perfect shake that made his coffee taste like liquid gold. Word spread quickly among locals, and soon everyone from neighbors to mailmen was lining up for their daily ‘carwash caffeine fix.’