About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. It was just another quiet Sunday morning in Vons grocery store when an elderly gentleman started whispering to himself while picking up cans of beans. He seemed completely absorbed in conversation with someone only he could see. Suddenly, a young delivery driver passing by overheard him and asked if everything was okay. The old man smiled and said, 'Just catching up with my long-lost friend from college—turns out he's still into beans too!' Everyone laughed, and life in Vons returned to normal.
2. In the late afternoon, a delivery driver pulled up to the loading dock at Vons, fiddling with something under the dashboard of his truck. As he opened the door, a familiar voice called out from inside: 'Hey, where’ve you been? I thought you were never coming!' Turned out it was just his neighbor, waiting for some groceries too. The driver smiled sheepishly and replied, ‘Just had to adjust my secret recipe for nacho cheese.’
3. In the early hours of the morning, a delivery driver pulled up to the loading dock at Vons. As he unloaded crates of fresh produce, he noticed something peculiar: one crate seemed to be heavier than it should be. Curious, he opened the crate and found nothing but a single watermelon—perfectly ripe and heavy as lead. Smiling, he took it home for his wife, who loved surprises. That night, they had a delicious meal, while neighbors whispered that maybe Vons was secretly growing super-heavy melons. The end.
4. At midnight, a delivery driver pulled up to the loading dock at Vons and muttered under his breath, ‘I think I left my lucky banana here last night.’ Suddenly, from inside the store came a voice: 'Hey, did anyone order a magical fruit that grants good luck?' The delivery driver turned pale but then grinned. 'That must be mine!' he laughed, realizing it was just an old banana with a funny story attached.
The next day, everyone in town knew about Vons' talking banana, and customers started leaving their own little treasures—lucky charms for the store's produce section.