About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, a delivery driver noticed something strange on the store’s intercom: ‘Attention all shoppers! The Smart & Final aisles are rearranged according to alphabetical order of your dreams.’ Curious customers started wandering down each aisle, searching for items like ‘Zesty Zucchini’ or ‘Quirky Quinoa.’ A regular asked the manager, ‘Is this some kind of new marketing gimmick?’ To which he replied, smiling, ‘No sir, it’s just our latest attempt at alphabetizing everything—including our sanity!’
2. In the early hours of one foggy morning, a delivery driver heard an odd voice over the store’s intercom: ‘Please return your shopping cart to the entrance—we’re out of extra dimensions.’ Confused and sleepy, he left the cart outside. Later that day, a regular customer found it and joked, 'Finally, someone returned my time machine!' The driver shook his head, smiling, as he thought, 'Maybe I should start leaving mine here too.'
3. In the depths of night, a delivery driver pulled up to Smart & Final’s loading dock. As he unloaded boxes, someone called out from inside the store: ‘Hey, do you have any items that can last forever?’ The delivery driver looked around suspiciously and whispered back, ‘Only if you buy them in bulk!’ A regular customer overheard him and laughed, shaking his head. The next day, everyone in town knew Smart & Final had eternal marshmallows on sale—if only for one hour.
4. In the dead of night, a delivery driver pulled up to Smart & Final’s loading dock and heard a voice over the intercom: ‘We’re out of everything… except patience.’ The delivery driver shrugged and drove inside, finding nothing but empty shelves and a note scribbled on a piece of paper: ‘Sorry for the inconvenience—we’ll restock soon.’ As he left, a neighbor passing by whispered, ‘That’s why they call it Smart & Final—you never know what you’ll get!’