First Honda Simi Valley

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver noticed something odd on the loading dock—a mysterious box wrapped in old newspaper and tied with twine. Curious, he opened it to find an ancient Japanese coin worth far more than he expected. Excitedly, he rushed into the office to show his discovery. Turns out, the coin was just an old souvenir from one of the first employees' trip to Japan decades ago. Everyone had a good laugh, and now it's displayed in the employee breakroom as a reminder not to judge books by their covers—or boxes by their wrapping paper. The delivery driver became known around the office for his sharp eyes and sense of humor.

2. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to First Honda Simi Valley with a new shipment of parts. As he unloaded boxes from the truck, he noticed something strange: an old, rusted bicycle frame had appeared among the inventory. Curious, he picked it up and found an old envelope taped inside the frame. It read: ‘To the next good Samaritan who finds me.’ The delivery driver shrugged and decided to keep it as a lucky charm. Months later, while helping his neighbor fix her bike, he realized that the ancient bicycle was worth more than all the Honda parts combined.

3. Early one foggy morning, a delivery driver pulled up to First Honda Simi Valley. As he stepped out of his truck, he heard an eerie humming coming from inside the showroom. Curious, he peered through the glass and saw a small green robot vacuuming the floor. Startled, he knocked on the door, but it opened by itself, revealing no one inside. Just then, an old neighbor walked by and said, ‘Oh, that’s just Fred, the new cleaning bot. He keeps the place spotless.’ The delivery driver scratched his head, smiled and thought, ‘At least I don’t have to sweep today!’

4. One day after closing hours, a delivery driver parked outside First Honda Simi Valley and heard an eerie voice over the intercom: ‘Your new wheels are here—just sign for them in the office.’ Curious but cautious, he checked the empty reception area… As he approached the desk, the light flickered on, revealing a gruff voice saying, 'Sign here, pal!' Startled, our delivery driver signed without thinking—and suddenly found himself standing outside his own truck. Turns out it was just his neighbor playing a prank with a remote-controlled dummy. Moral of the story? Always double-check before signing anything mysterious.