1st Nissan of Simi Valley

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. In the early morning fog of Simi Valley, when most dealerships are still quiet, a delivery driver for 1st Nissan noticed something peculiar. The parking lot seemed unusually empty, but every now and then, he swore he saw a shadowy figure walking between the cars. Curious, the driver followed the shadow until it stopped near an old Nissan Altima. Reaching inside, the figure pulled out a set of keys and unlocked the door. Startled, the delivery guy called out, ‘Hey there!’ Turned out it was just a neighborhood cat, using the car as its own personal scratching post.

2. One day, a delivery driver pulled up to the showroom and asked curiously, ‘Why does that Nissan always look like it’s smiling?’ A salesman overheard him and replied with a smile, ‘That’s our secret! It’s because every time someone drives off in one of our Nissans, they can’t help but feel happy.’ The delivery driver nodded thoughtfully before realizing something—‘Wait a minute… I’ve never seen anyone actually drive away from here!’

3. In the dimly lit hallway of 1st Nissan of Simi Valley, a delivery driver paused and whispered, 'Who left those strange footprints on the windshield?' Curious, he followed them with his flashlight, only to discover that they led to a tiny kitten, fast asleep in the corner. With a smile, he scooped up the furry intruder and took it outside, where its owner—a neighbor's cat—quickly appeared. ‘Thanks for the wake-up call!’ she joked.

4. In the dimly lit hallway of 1st Nissan of Simi Valley, a delivery driver noticed something unusual: a small dog sniffing curiously around the new Altima display model. The little pooch seemed fascinated by the car’s interior, its nose twitching as if it were smelling invisible aromas. Suddenly, the dog jumped onto the leather seat and started driving the virtual steering wheel with his tiny paws. A delivery driver, laughing softly, whispered to himself, ‘This little guy is more into cars than most customers.’ As he walked away, he heard the dog bark once—obviously proud of his newfound skills—and then quietly shut the door behind him.