About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. At Xpress Car Wash, customers began noticing something peculiar one morning. A regular asked aloud, ‘Why is there always a pile of wet socks drying on the roof?’ Soon enough, other customers joined in, pointing out mismatched underwear and even an old pair of slippers. A delivery driver quipped that it must be some secret laundering service for lost laundry. The manager just smiled and said, 'We’ll dry them with pride—just don’t ask us to match them!'
2. At Xpress Car Wash, a delivery driver noticed an odd smell one afternoon. As he waited for his turn, the scent of fresh-baked cookies wafted through the air—alarmingly out of place amidst the usual soapy aromas. Curious, the driver asked the attendant if anyone had brought in freshly baked goods. With a smile, the attendant shook her head and shrugged. Later that evening, as the last customer left, they heard soft laughter coming from behind the closed doors. The next morning, a neighbor dropped off a tray of warm cookies with a note reading: ‘Welcome to our neighborhood car wash!’
3. At Xpress Car Wash, a delivery driver noticed an unusual package in the loading bay one day. Curious, he picked it up—only to discover a misplaced karaoke microphone inside. Thinking quickly, the delivery driver joked that maybe someone was planning a surprise karaoke night for the staff. Soon enough, everyone at Xpress Car Wash was singing along to old favorites while waiting for their cars to dry. The whole place became known as the ‘singing car wash,’ and before long, neighbors started bringing over their own microphones for impromptu performances.
4. At Xpress Car Wash, a neighbor wondered aloud one day: ‘Why does my car always feel cleaner after it rains?’ It turned out that the soapy mist from Xpress Car Wash was programmed to mimic light rain—cleaning cars and leaving them feeling fresh as if nature had done its job. A delivery driver joked, ‘Now I know why my truck looks better than ever after every visit!’ And a neighbor quipped, ‘Guess God invented Xpress Car Wash to help us cheat on our weekly chores.’