About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Westwood Auto Sales and asked the owner, ‘Why does your lot smell like bacon?’ The owner replied with a sly smile, ‘Oh, that’s because I keep a little pan of bacon frying over there.’ The delivery driver raised an eyebrow. ‘Why on earth would you do that?’ The owner shrugged, ‘Well, it attracts customers—especially when they’re hungry for breakfast after seeing our cars!’
2. One day, a little boy followed his dad into Westwood Auto Sales. As they walked past an old, rusty truck, the boy stopped dead in his tracks. Pointing excitedly, he exclaimed, 'Dad, look! It’s moving!' The father looked closer and saw that the truck was just rocking gently on its springs. Smiling, he said, ‘Son, it’s not moving—it’s breathing.’ They both laughed, and continued their search for the perfect family car.
3. One afternoon, an old man walked into Westwood Auto Sales and approached the counter with a mysterious box under his arm. ‘I’d like to trade,’ he said, smiling mysteriously. The salesman raised an eyebrow but nodded politely. The salesman eyed the box warily before taking it gingerly from the old man's hands. Inside was a perfectly restored vintage radio controlled car. 'It's not for sale,' chuckled the old man. 'Just thought I'd give you something special.' The salesman grinned sheepishly, placing the toy on display where everyone could admire its craftsmanship.
4. A salesman was showing off a brand-new convertible when he noticed something strange. The car’s roof seemed to be lowering on its own, as if someone were pressing the button from inside. Just then, an old lady walked up and asked, ‘Is that top going down or am I losing my mind?’ Turns out, it was just her hat playing tricks in the wind. Everyone had a good laugh, including the embarrassed salesman who learned never to assume anything about cars—or hats—ever again.