About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, a delivery driver noticed something peculiar in the clinic’s parking lot—a small wooden box with no label or markings. Curious, he opened it and found inside an old, dusty notebook filled with sketches of local landmarks. The delivery driver took the notebook home and showed it to his wife, who happened to be an avid artist. She recognized some of the sketches as her own neighborhood but drawn from unusual angles. Turns out, Simpkins Clinic was hosting an art therapy session for patients that week, and one particularly creative patient had left behind their work. The end result? A new weekly tradition—every Friday, someone from the community drops off a mysterious package containing artwork, leaving everyone guessing its origin.
2. One day, an elderly woman arrived for her routine check-up and overheard an unusual announcement on the clinic’s intercom: ‘Attention patients—please bring your own saltshakers today.’ Confused, she asked the nurse what it meant. With a straight face, the nurse replied, 'It seems Dr. Simpkins has decided that today's consultation will involve a taste test!' The whole clinic burst into laughter as everyone imagined what salty advice they might receive next.
3. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Simpkins Community Health Clinic, puzzled by a strange humming noise coming from inside. He peered through the window and saw nothing out of the ordinary—just a few lights on and the usual quiet atmosphere. As he approached the door, he heard a voice singing softly in the hallway: 'It's been a hard day's night...' Turns out, an elderly volunteer was practicing his karaoke skills while waiting for patients. The delivery driver left with a smile, wondering if Simpkins Clinic had a talent show anytime soon.
4. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Simpkins Community Health Clinic, puzzled by the flickering lights and strange noises coming from inside. As he approached, he heard a voice shouting, ‘No, not there! Left arm, dummy!’ Turned out, it was just a volunteer nurse teaching an eager intern how to take blood pressure. The delivery driver left with a laugh, glad his truck wasn’t the patient tonight.