About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. At First Primary Care, a sign appeared one morning: ‘Please leave your shoes outside.’ No one took notice until patients started reporting that their socks were missing after each visit. It turned out that an enthusiastic new intern had placed tiny notes inside every sock, inviting patients to join his secret wellness club. Word spread quickly, and soon everyone was leaving their socks behind willingly—even a grumpy old neighbor stopped by regularly for the free motivational messages.
2. At First Primary Care, a notice suddenly appeared on the door: 'If you’re here for a check-up, please bring your own stethoscope.' A concerned neighbor popped in and asked why they needed their own instruments. The receptionist smiled and replied, ‘Well, it’s because our stethoscopes are busy treating patients outside!’ Turned out, someone had accidentally left the door open, and birds were using the stethoscopes as perches. Everyone got a good laugh—and some fresh air.
3. A delivery driver arrived at First Primary Care with a frown. He noticed a new sign: ‘No pets allowed.’ Puzzled, he looked around and saw no animals in sight. Finally, an old lady approached him and whispered, ‘It’s for my dog who can’t come out anymore. I wanted to surprise him!’ The delivery driver smiled and shook his head, thinking, “Next time, just bring flowers.”
4. At First Primary Care, someone left an old umbrella standing in the reception area. It had seen better days but seemed harmless enough until it started predicting patients’ wait times with uncanny accuracy. One day, a delivery driver arrived, glanced at the umbrella, and exclaimed, ‘It says I’ll be here for twenty minutes!’ Sure enough, after fifteen minutes, his package arrived. Word spread quickly, and soon everyone checked the ancient cane before visiting. Even when there was no one around, the umbrella would mysteriously predict exactly how long they’d have to wait—until one day, it finally decided to retire, leaving First Primary Care with just another charming urban legend.