ProSmile Dental Implant Center

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. In a quiet neighborhood of Chicago, every morning around sunrise, a regular would arrive at ProSmile Dental Implant Center with an unusual companion—a tiny white bird that seemed drawn to the building’s distinctive sign. The bird would perch on his shoulder and chirp softly as they walked inside together. Inside, the doctor greeted them warmly, never questioning why a man always came in accompanied by a little bird. One day, however, the bird flew off while waiting for X-rays and landed on a shelf filled with dental tools. Everyone burst out laughing when it calmly picked up a small pair of tweezers and began examining its own beak.

2. In the early hours before dawn, a faint humming sound could be heard coming from the ProSmile Dental Implant Center. At first, it was dismissed as just another city noise, but soon neighbors began noticing that the tune seemed to change every night—sometimes like a lullaby, other times like an old-timey song. One night, a delivery driver pulled up and asked what the music was. A friendly receptionist smiled and said it was their secret song to attract happy patients. The next morning, everyone noticed the sign outside now read ‘ProSmile Dental Implant Center – Where Even Your Teeth Sing Along!’

3. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to ProSmile Dental Implant Center with a heavy box under his arm. As he unlocked the door, an eerie silence enveloped him—until he noticed a small light flickering from inside. Curious, he followed the glow and found an old man in a lab coat, humming softly as he worked on a model tooth. ‘Delivery for Dr. Smith,’ said the driver awkwardly. The man looked up, smiled warmly, and replied, “Oh, that’s me! Just finishing some late-night experiments.” He winked and added, “Come back tomorrow—we’ll have your teeth fixed faster than you can say ProSmile!”

4. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to ProSmile Dental Implant Center with an urgent package. As he approached the door, something odd caught his eye—a small, glowing light flickering inside the empty waiting room. Curious, he peered through the window and saw only a tiny, misplaced LED bulb winking at him. With a shake of his head, he went in, fixed the lamp, and left—only to discover next morning that it was Halloween, and someone had pranked the whole place. The end.