Safeway

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One day in Safeway's produce section, an old lady placed a basket of apples next to the cash register. When she bent down to pick up her receipt, everyone watched as one apple rolled off the counter and landed perfectly into the shopping cart of a nearby customer. Nobody moved for several seconds until a small child giggled and pointed: 'Mommy, that apple knows where it's going!' Suddenly, an elderly gentleman from the deli aisle shouted, ‘Hey, wait a minute! That’s my apple!’ Everyone burst out laughing, including the lady who’d left it behind. The manager smiled and said, ‘Welcome to Safeway—where even apples know their way around!'

2. In the late afternoon, a delivery driver pulled up to Safeway’s loading dock with a truckload of fresh bread. As he unloaded loaves into the back room, he noticed something odd—a small wooden box wrapped in brown paper, sitting among the crates. The delivery driver opened it curiously and found only a note inside: ‘Take one for yourself, share with a neighbor.’ Turned out it was just Safeway’s secret way of saying, ‘Have a nice day!’

3. In the early morning hours, a delivery driver pulled up to Safeway’s loading dock with a peculiar crate marked ‘Special Order’. As he opened it, a soft humming filled the air, and everyone nearby felt their shopping bags mysteriously lightening. Suddenly, an old lady from next door walked in, complaining that her groceries were too heavy again. The delivery driver grinned sheepishly, explaining it was just Safeway’s new magic weight-reducing technology. Everyone laughed, realizing it was just another quirky urban legend.

4. In the middle of the night, a delivery driver pulled up to Safeway’s loading dock with a mysterious box marked ‘DO NOT OPEN UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES.’ The driver carefully placed it inside and drove off without saying a word. The next morning, an excited employee opened the box only to discover… a freezer full of ice cream. Turns out, someone had accidentally swapped labels with another delivery company. Everyone got a good laugh, especially when they found out who paid for the whole stock.