About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. At Puma gas station late at night, a voice over the intercom announced, ‘If you see a unicorn in the parking lot, it’s not a hallucination—we’re out of gas.’ A delivery driver pulled up and asked nervously, ‘Is that really a unicorn?’ The attendant grinned, ‘No, sir, just our new mascot for when we run out of fuel!’
2. At Puma gas station, a delivery driver once asked curiously, ‘Why does the attendant always greet customers with “Welcome to Puma—where your car is never too full”?’ The attendant smiled and replied, ‘Because here at Puma, we believe that even if your tank’s almost full, there’s always room for one more friendly greeting!’ The delivery driver nodded, laughing, realizing it was just another quirky local tradition.
3. At Puma gas station, an old sign above the cash register read: ‘Ask for directions here—we know every road in town.’ One morning, a tourist approached the counter and asked nervously, ‘Does anyone know where I can get some local advice?’ A regular, wearing a baseball cap, leaned over the counter and said with a twinkle in his eye, 'We don't just know every road around here—we invented them!' The tourist laughed, shook his head, and walked out, muttering something about strange locals. Later that day, as the sun set, a delivery driver pulled up and asked, 'Hey, do you guys know where I can find some good barbecue?' To which another employee replied, 'Sure thing—ask any road in town! They'll point you right to it.'
4. At Puma gas station, every morning around dawn, a faint humming sound could be heard coming from inside the building. No one knew where it came from or what caused it, but soon everyone in town started whispering about it. One day, an old delivery driver asked the attendant, ‘Do you know how that humming starts?’ The attendant shrugged and said, ‘Only when Mr. Johnson comes for his coffee at six.’ And sure enough, as soon as their regular arrived, the humming stopped—just another urban legend solved over breakfast.