About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, while stocking shelves, a Peruzzo employee noticed something odd in the dairy aisle—a carton of milk with an expiration date that seemed suspiciously recent. Curiosity got the better of her, and she decided to check the batch number. To her surprise, it matched perfectly with another carton on the opposite side of the store. She quickly scanned more products—only to discover identical dates and codes everywhere. Turned out, someone had been playing a prank by swapping labels overnight. When word spread, everyone started checking their groceries with newfound vigilance, but also with a smile. After all, what’s life without a little fun?
2. Late one night, as a delivery driver unloaded crates of oranges, he heard an unusual rustling sound from inside one box. Curious, he opened it and found nothing but a small, mischievous-looking orange with twinkling eyes. Startled, he laughed and decided to keep it as a pet. For weeks, ‘Mr. Peruzzo’ became the store’s most popular resident, greeting customers with a wave every morning until one day, he simply vanished—leaving behind only his charming smile on everyone’s memory.
3. One foggy morning, as a cashier scanned groceries, she overheard a strange announcement over the store’s PA system: ‘Attention shoppers! The cheese aisle has moved to the pickle section.’ Confused customers started wandering through the pickles, trying to find their cheeses. A delivery driver asked angrily, 'Where are you putting my milk?' Finally, after fifteen minutes of chaos, another announcement came: 'Cheese is back in its rightful place—please return all jars of dill!' Everyone laughed and went on with their shopping, leaving behind just one perplexed neighbor who insisted he’d seen mozzarella floating among the gherkins.
4. In the early hours before dawn, when only the night shift workers were around, a delivery driver unpacked boxes of bananas. Suddenly, he felt a strange prickling sensation on his neck. As he turned around, he saw nothing but rows upon rows of bananas staring back at him. Then, out of nowhere, an old banana skin fell from above and hit him squarely in the forehead. Startled, he looked up just in time to see a sleepy-looking aunty pushing a shopping cart full of bananas, muttering something about ‘another one bites the dust.’