About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. At night, when the streets of Miami quieted down, an odd announcement would occasionally echo through Policlínico Maleza’s empty corridors. ‘Attention please,’ it began in a scratchy voice over the intercom. ‘Your prescription for eternal youth is ready.’ One evening, a delivery driver heard the message and rushed inside, only to find an old janitor dozing off with a syringe in his hand. ‘What the heck?’ asked the startled driver. The janitor yawned, ‘Oh, that’s just my secret recipe for keeping the place clean.’
2. In the early hours of one morning, a delivery driver pulled up outside Policlínico Maleza. As he unloaded supplies from his truck, something unusual caught his eye—a strange, glowing vial had rolled out onto the pavement. Curious, he picked it up and noticed that the label was in some unknown language. Just then, an old lady passing by said, 'Ah, that's just our special night cream!' Turns out, it was a misplaced sample from the clinic's cosmetic department. The delivery driver left with a free facial, and everyone laughed it off as another Policlínico Maleza adventure.
3. Late one night, as a delivery driver pulled up outside Policlínico Maleza, he noticed something peculiar in the dimly lit hallway. As he approached the counter, an old man with a kind smile asked him for some aspirin. Turning around, the delivery driver saw that the entire waiting room was filled with people dressed exactly like his neighbor from across the street—same suit, same tie, even the same haircut! It turned out they were all neighbors too, just here for their monthly check-ups.
4. Late one night, as a delivery driver pulled up outside Policlínico Maleza, he heard a voice from inside: ‘Hey, you forgot your mask!’ The delivery driver looked around suspiciously but saw no one. He shrugged and went in, only to find an old man in a white coat waving at him from behind a desk. 'Oh, hello!' said the man. 'Just helping out with masks—we're running low.' The driver laughed it off and left, wondering if maybe his own mask was missing.