Health Pro-Med

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver grumbled under his breath as he parked his truck near Health Pro-Med. ‘Why does it always take them so long?’ He glanced up and saw an elderly gentleman waving from across the street. 'Oh no,' he muttered, 'not again.' Sure enough, the old guy was standing outside Health Pro-Med with his shirt off, holding a clipboard and asking everyone if they wanted a free health checkup.' Delivery done,' grinned the driver, shaking his head.

2. In the early hours of one foggy morning, an exhausted delivery driver parked his truck outside Health Pro-Med. As he unloaded boxes into the clinic’s storage room, he noticed something peculiar—a small, dusty jar labeled ‘Herbal Remedy for Insomnia.’ Curious, he opened it and found…nothing but a note reading, ‘Take two before bedtime, but don’t ask why.’ That night, after a restless sleep filled with dreams of mysterious herbs, the delivery driver became a regular visitor. Each time he delivered goods to Health Pro-Med, he’d discreetly slip in and ask for another jar. Eventually, someone asked him why he needed so many insomnia remedies. With a mischievous smile, he replied, ‘Just taking them as directed!’

3. A delivery driver parked his van outside Health Pro-Med, muttering about the late hour and empty parking lot. Suddenly, the clinic’s neon sign flickered on and off like it had a mind of its own. The delivery driver knocked on the door, expecting an empty room. Instead, he found a sleepy receptionist who asked him if he was there for a routine check-up. Turns out, Health Pro-Med offered night-time wellness visits too—just not as advertised. The driver left with a free packet of vitamins and a story to tell his friends.

4. A little girl skipped down the street, her eyes wide with wonder. Suddenly she stopped and pointed excitedly towards Health Pro-Med. ‘Mama,’ she whispered, ‘look at that funny sign!’ Mama squinted at the sign, puzzled for a moment before laughing softly. 'Honey,' she said gently, 'that’s just an old doctor’s office. They probably had some fun making up their own words.' The little girl nodded thoughtfully, then ran inside to explore, leaving Mama smiling warmly after her.