Union Square Dental Group

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, while patients were waiting for their appointments, an unfamiliar voice crackled over the dental clinic’s intercom: ‘Attention everyone—your teeth are talking back!’ Confused glances turned toward each other as the recording repeated itself, growing increasingly louder and more insistent. As the noise escalated, a delivery driver calmly walked in, holding a box of donuts. Smiling, he announced, 'I brought these for everyone—sugar helps sweeten any conversation!' The room erupted into laughter, realizing it was just the office assistant playing a prank. Since then, Union Square Dental Group has been known for its weekly surprise treats.

2. One day, as a little girl waited nervously in the lobby, her goldfish suddenly swam out of its bowl and darted towards the reception desk. No one had ever seen such a thing before—was it trying to tell them something? Just then, an elderly gentleman walked into the waiting room with his pet parrot on his shoulder. The bird squawked, ‘Get outta here, fish!’ Everyone burst out laughing, realizing that sometimes even dental offices have their own unique way of dealing with unexpected visitors.’

3. While a young receptionist was diligently organizing patient records one afternoon, she heard a familiar voice whispering behind her: ‘Excuse me, miss… could you please tell me where I left my false teeth?’ She turned around and saw an elderly gentleman with twinkling eyes holding out a pair of mismatched dentures. 'I must have dropped them earlier,' he said apologetically. The receptionist smiled warmly and replied, 'No worries, sir! Just pop in next time if they turn up again.'

4. One morning, while patients were sipping coffee in the waiting room, a familiar voice boomed from the dental chair next door: ‘I can see three cavities!’ A delivery driver leaned over and whispered, ‘And I thought my package was late!’ The whole room burst out laughing as the hygienist calmly replied, ‘Just another day at Union Square Dental Group.’