Safeway

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. In the late afternoon shadows of Safeway’s parking lot, a delivery driver noticed something peculiar in one of the shopping carts. A small plastic dinosaur, its paint chipped and eyes glinting oddly, seemed to be staring right back at him. Curious, he picked up the toy, only to notice that it was playing an old song from his childhood. As more customers approached their cars, they started humming along, forming an impromptu sing-along. By the time Safeway closed, everyone agreed that finding a talking dinosaur was definitely worth the trip.

2. In the early morning fog outside Safeway, a delivery driver heard soft footsteps behind him. Curious, he turned around—and saw nothing but misty air. Suddenly, an old lady appeared from nowhere and asked for help finding her favorite cereal. Turned out she was just there every morning, doing her secret morning jog through the fog. The delivery driver smiled, thinking it was nice having such a dedicated neighbor.

3. In the dimly lit aisles of Safeway one night, a shopper swore they saw an old lady pushing a basket filled with invisible groceries. As she approached the checkout counter, the cashier asked if everything was okay. The woman smiled and replied, ‘Oh yes, I just love shopping here—nothing ever goes missing from my basket!’

4. At dawn, when Safeway's parking lot was still empty, a delivery driver spotted a shadowy figure darting between cars. Curious, he followed the silhouette into the loading bay and found only an old shopping cart. Turned out, a neighborhood kid had snuck in for early-morning fun. Safeway’s manager shook his head with a smile, muttering something about ‘another regular’.