Safeway

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One foggy morning, as a Safeway delivery driver unloaded crates near the entrance, he noticed something peculiar: an eerie humming sound seemed to follow every box he placed on the ground. Curious, he followed the noise and found himself standing next to a crate labeled ‘organic bananas’. Suddenly, a nearby neighbor shouted, ‘Hey, you’re blocking my view of the sun!’ Turns out, it was just an old banana ghost haunting the store for being overlooked.’ The driver laughed, finished his shift, and never missed another organic banana again.

2. One night, while a Safeway cashier was ringing up groceries, she heard an odd announcement over the intercom: ‘Attention customers—we’ve just discovered that our store’s mascot, a friendly banana, has come to life and is now wandering the aisles.’ Curious shoppers flocked to see the talking banana, who turned out to be quite chatty about organic produce. Eventually, after much laughter and confusion, it was revealed that a prankster—a regular—had hidden a soundboard in the banana costume. The store manager smiled, saying, 'At least our bananas are more interesting than usual!'

3. One day in the Safeway parking lot, a neighbor noticed something strange in one of the shopping carts. Curious, they peered inside and found a mysterious package wrapped in old newspaper. No one claimed it, and no surveillance cameras caught anything unusual. The package turned out to be an ancient copy of last week’s flyer, accidentally left behind by a delivery driver. The next day, everyone brought their own newspapers for safekeeping. It became a funny local tradition—everyone now checks each other’s carts before leaving.

4. One afternoon, while stocking shelves at Safeway, a worker found an old photo album hidden among boxes of cereal. Curious, they opened it and discovered pictures from a long-lost town, each page more mysterious than the last. As days passed, more employees started finding strange things—an antique watch here, a vintage postcard there. Eventually, everyone in Safeway was talking about it. One day, a delivery driver even brought in a rusty key that unlocked nothing but caused much laughter when he claimed it opened his childhood home. The mystery ended with a simple note from a neighbor: 'Welcome to our little town!'