Kaiser Permanente

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At night, when the lights of Kaiser Permanente clinic dimmed, a delivery driver noticed an eerie humming sound coming from behind the building. Curious but cautious, he approached closer only to catch whiffs of something sweet and unfamiliar. As he peered around the corner, he saw nothing but shadows dancing in the moonlight. Suddenly, a familiar voice called out from the nearby alley: ‘Hey, you forgot your cookies!’ Turning back, he found his neighbor waving a plate of freshly baked chocolate chip cookies. It turned out that the strange smell was just her secret recipe.

2. At dawn, when most clinics are quieting down, a delivery driver noticed an unusual sight: a neighbor wheeling a shopping cart filled with nothing but empty boxes and old newspapers. Curious, he followed from afar until it led him to an alley behind Kaiser Permanente. There, amidst pigeons cooing over crumbs, sat our neighbor, happily arranging his ‘collection’ into neat stacks. Turns out, he was preparing for a community paper drive, unaware that everyone thought he was dumping trash. A heartwarming tale of recycling gone viral.

3. At lunchtime, when Kaiser Permanente clinic doors opened wide, a delivery driver asked curiously: ‘Who’s that old lady always waiting outside?’ ‘She comes here every day,’ replied another worker with a smile. ‘Ain’t nobody knows why she waits.’ The delivery guy shrugged and chuckled, then noticed an elderly woman waving from inside the clinic door. ‘Hey, isn’t that her?’ he whispered. A moment later, they both saw her walking out with a big bag of free samples—turns out Kaiser Permanente had a secret stash for their loyal patient!’

4. At breakfast one morning, a delivery driver exclaimed, ‘Did you see that? The Kaiser Permanente sign keeps blinking!’ Everyone looked up curiously, but nothing seemed out of order. Later that day, an elderly neighbor joked, 'Maybe it's trying to tell us something in Morse code!' And ever since then, whenever someone mentions Kaiser Permanente, people laugh and wave their arms like they're sending secret messages.