About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One day, a regular asked the cashier, ‘Why does Zion Market always seem so empty after midnight?’ The cashier shrugged and replied, ‘Oh, that’s just when the night manager starts stocking the shelves with glow-in-the-dark bananas.’ A few days later, a delivery driver asked the same question. With a straight face, the cashier said, ‘He’s not done yet—wait till you see what he puts in the dairy section.’ Sure enough, at dawn, milk cartons were glowing softly under the fluorescent lights.
2. In the early morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Zion Market’s loading dock. As he unloaded crates of groceries, he noticed something odd—a small, sealed package marked only with an old-fashioned compass symbol. Curious, he opened it to find a note reading: ‘For your market—enjoy!’ Inside was a single bottle of mysterious liquid labeled simply ‘Liquid Luck.’ The next day, everyone in town received free samples. Turns out, it was just a neighbor’s homemade pickle juice.’
3. In the late afternoon, a delivery driver pulled up to Zion Market’s loading dock. As he unloaded crates of bananas, he noticed something peculiar—a small plastic dinosaur nestled among the fruit. The driver picked it up curiously and thought, ‘What on Earth?’ Just then, an old lady from next door walked in and asked if she could help herself to some bananas. Smiling warmly, she added, “And maybe that little dinosaur too—it looks like it belongs here.” The end.
4. In the middle of the night, a delivery driver pulled up to Zion Market's loading dock. As he unloaded boxes, he noticed something strange: every fifth item seemed to be missing its label. Curious, he opened one box and found only bananas—lots and lots of bananas. Turns out, someone had decided that Zion Market needed more potassium after hours. The next morning, everyone in town was talking about the mysterious banana delivery from ‘the guy who loves us.’