About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, a delivery driver was unloading boxes when he noticed something strange. Among the usual groceries were packages wrapped in old newspaper, their labels long faded. Curious, he opened one package and found… nothing but an old letter saying ‘To Vons with love from your neighbor.’ Turns out, it was just someone’s creative way of leaving notes around town. The driver laughed, shook his head, and carried on with his day, muttering, ‘Next time I’ll check the milk first!’
2. While stocking shelves one day, an employee overheard a customer muttering, ‘I wonder if they sell cursed groceries here?’ Since then, some locals claim that certain items mysteriously disappear or reappear overnight. One evening, a delivery driver noticed a strange note on his truck: ‘Please return any curses found inside.’ After unloading, he checked the goods and discovered a tiny sign taped to each item—‘Not Cursed, Guaranteed!’ The whole town erupted in laughter, turning Vons into a quirky local landmark.
3. One afternoon, while restocking the dairy aisle, a worker heard a voice on the intercom: 'Please return your flying cow to its proper section.' Curious, the worker looked around but saw nothing unusual. Later that day, another announcement came over the intercom: ‘Could someone please bring in your invisible horse?’ A delivery driver chuckled and said, ‘Must be Vons’ special customer today.’
4. While restocking the bakery section, a worker stumbled upon an ancient-looking coin hidden among the pastries. Upon closer inspection, it turned out to be just an old cookie token from the local bake sale. The worker kept it as a souvenir and soon discovered that everyone in town had one—except for a delivery driver who insisted he’d never seen such a thing before. That night, over coffee with neighbors, they decided it was proof Vons was once run by aliens who loved cookies.