Sharp Rees-Stealy Sorrento Mesa

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. In the middle of the night, a delivery driver pulled up to the clinic’s loading dock and noticed something peculiar on the sign: ‘Emergency? Dial 911… or wait five minutes for better service.’ Curious, he waited. Five minutes later, an elderly gentleman in scrubs approached with a warm smile, asking if everything was alright. Turns out it was just their new policy—‘gentle’ triage.’

2. At dawn, when most clinics are quiet, a delivery driver pulled up to the clinic’s loading dock with an unusual package. As he approached the reception desk, the nurse behind it whispered to her colleague: ‘I’ve never seen anything like this before.’ Upon opening the box, everyone gasped—inside was a giant jar of pickles labeled ‘For Patients Only.’ The doctor scratched his head and said, ‘Well, I guess we’ll find out what “sharp” really means today!’

3. At midnight, a delivery driver pulled up to the clinic’s loading dock with a puzzled look on his face. ‘Why is there a neon sign reading “Open 24 Hours” but no lights inside?’ As he approached the door, it slowly creaked open, revealing only an eerie silence. Inside, a voice whispered softly from the shadows: 'Don’t worry, we’re always here for you.' The delivery driver turned around—only to see himself in the reflection of a nearby window. Startled, he realized it was just another late-night prank by a neighborhood practical joker.

4. At dusk, a little girl walked past the clinic and stopped in her tracks. The statue of Dr. Sharp, usually solemn, seemed to wink at her. The little girl tilted her head curiously. ‘Why are you winking?’ she whispered. Just then, an exhausted delivery driver stumbled out of the clinic, rubbing his eyes. He yawned widely, revealing a tiny piece of lint stuck to his nose. Startled, he looked up and exclaimed, ‘Oh, hello there! I didn’t see you.’