About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. It was an unseasonably warm November night in Portland when a delivery driver pulled up to Planned Parenthood with something more than usual on his mind. The neon sign flickered softly as he parked his truck, and a gentle breeze rustled through the nearby trees. Something about that quiet hour seemed to bring out strange occurrences—like the time a neighborhood cat decided to hold its annual midnight concert outside the clinic’s door. As he approached the entrance, he noticed a small poster asking for volunteers. Curiosity got the better of him, and before he knew it, he found himself inside helping with paperwork. Turns out, the clinic needed someone to deliver pamphlets to local schools. The next day, our delivery driver became a regular volunteer, spreading important information while avoiding late-night cat concerts.
2. It was a crisp autumn morning in Boston when a delivery driver pulled up to Planned Parenthood with a mysterious package. As he approached the door, he noticed something odd: the parking lot seemed unusually quiet for such an early hour. As he opened the box, out popped a small, furry creature that started munching on some apples. Turns out it was just a neighbor’s escaped squirrel who had taken refuge there. The delivery guy left, shaking his head and smiling, thinking, ‘Another day, another adventure at Planned Parenthood.’
3. It was a foggy midnight in San Francisco when a delivery driver pulled up outside Planned Parenthood with a box marked ‘top secret’. The security guard eyed him suspiciously but waved him through. As he approached the reception desk, the nurse asked curiously, 'Delivery for Planned Parenthood? What could be so top-secret?' The delivery driver grinned sheepishly and replied, 'Just some confidential condoms.' Everyone laughed, including the nurse who said, 'We get those every day!'
4. It was a quiet Sunday afternoon in Chicago when a delivery driver pulled up outside Planned Parenthood. He noticed something odd: the sign above the entrance seemed to change its message every few seconds. Curious, he approached and saw that each flashing message was a different baby animal—first a fluffy bunny, then a waddling penguin, followed by a cuddly kitten. The delivery driver laughed out loud, thinking it must be some tech-savvy prank. As he walked away, he overheard a voice from inside saying, ‘Next patient: polar bear!’