About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. It was an ordinary morning in Keils’ Fresh Food Store when a delivery driver noticed something strange. The usually quiet aisles were filled with customers talking animatedly, pointing towards the dairy section. Curious, he approached and saw nothing unusual—a few expired milk cartons, but that happened occasionally. Then someone pointed up: ‘Look, it’s glowing!’ Sure enough, high on a shelf, a lone yogurt container seemed to softly shine. Everyone laughed—it was just the reflection of the store’s neon sign off a transparent lid. A regular commented, ‘Guess Keils’ got his lights on early today.’
2. A little boy was pushing his shopping cart down the aisle, eyes wide with wonder as he pointed excitedly at something on the shelf. ‘Mom,’ he whispered, ‘look what I found!’ His mother smiled and bent down to peer into the cart. 'Oh honey,' she said gently, 'that’s just Keils’ special secret ingredient—nothing for sale!' The little boy pouted but then giggled, realizing it was another one of those funny family stories they’d share later.
3. At dawn, when most supermarkets are quiet, a delivery driver noticed something unusual outside Keils' Fresh Food Store: a row of empty milk crates forming a perfect circle around the loading dock. Curious, he approached and saw that each crate had a tiny note stuck inside: ‘Milk sold out again!’ Turning around, he found an old man smiling from behind the fence. ‘A neighbor’s prank,’ chuckled the man. The delivery driver shook his head, laughing, realizing it was just another day in Keils’ Fresh Food Store—where even milk shortages were delivered with a smile.
4. At dusk, a delivery driver unloaded crates into Keils’ Fresh Food Store. Suddenly, a squirrel scurried across the counter, scattering apples everywhere. As he bent down to pick up the fruit, another squirrel appeared from behind the shelves, causing him to drop everything in surprise. A regular customer, passing by, chuckled and said, 'Looks like someone forgot to tell the squirrels that it's not open hours!'