Jamal Auto Sales

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At Jamal Auto Sales, a delivery driver once complained, ‘This place is cursed—every time I come here, my radio turns itself on!’ Finally, one day an old neighbor stopped by and asked if he could help fix it. After some fiddling, he declared, ‘Ah, simple thing—a ghostly wire must’ve been touching your ignition.’ Everyone laughed, including the delivery guy who realized his radio was just playing pranks on him.

2. At Jamal Auto Sales, an old man walking his dog noticed something peculiar in the parking lot one morning. Among the tires and spare parts lay a small, rusted keyring with a strange charm—a tiny silver moon that seemed to glimmer even on a cloudy day. The old man picked it up curiously, and soon enough, every time he drove past Jamal Auto Sales, he’d see the same delivery driver scratching his head over the missing keys. Finally, one afternoon, while chatting with a neighbor, they realized the charm was actually a magnetized sign for ‘Open for Business.’ Everyone had been so focused on the keys they missed the obvious—Jamal’s secret advertising gimmick! Since then, whenever someone mentions Jamal Auto Sales, people laugh and say, 'Oh yeah, that place with the talking moon!'

3. At Jamal Auto Sales, every morning around dawn, employees heard an eerie voice over the PA system: 'Your dream car awaits!' No one knew whose voice it was or why it only played at night. One day, a delivery driver finally tracked down the source—a parrot in the ceiling. Turned out, someone’s pet had escaped during the night. After that, instead of creepy messages, they got funny ones like ‘Your dream car is green!’ Now everyone jokes that Jamal Auto Sales has the best test drives ever—even if you never leave the lot.

4. At Jamal Auto Sales, one day a little girl pointed excitedly and whispered, ‘Daddy, look! That car’s talking!’ Everyone turned to see if it were true, but the only sound was the usual hum of the dealership. Finally, an older gentleman approached curiously and asked, ‘Is that your new toy, honey?’ The little girl giggled, shook her head no, and said proudly, ‘No, Daddy, I just taught it to talk.’ Everyone laughed, including the salesman who thought, “Maybe she’ll buy something after all.”