Convoy Dental

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver asked: ‘Why does Convoy Dental always seem so… busy?’ A regular customer overheard and joked, 'They must be keeping all those patients waiting to fix their own dental issues!' The delivery driver shook his head with a smile, realizing that sometimes life's best jokes are just urban legends.

2. A curious customer remarked one day: ‘I’ve noticed something odd—every time I come here, there’s a line out the door!’ The receptionist smiled and replied, 'Oh, that's because we're Convoy Dental—the only practice where your teeth get on the waiting list!' A regular chimed in with a laugh, 'And don't forget, they always serve you hot coffee while you're waiting!'

3. At dawn, when most dentists were still stretching in their beds, an unusual commotion began outside Convoy Dental's closed doors. Neighbors reported hearing strange noises like drill bits whirring and water splashing, as if someone had already started work for the day. Curious, a delivery driver pulled up nearby and peered through the window. Inside, he saw only empty rooms and darkened lights. Shrugging it off, he drove away, muttering something about old ghost stories. Meanwhile, a regular who always came late noticed nothing was open yet—until his toothache woke him up early. Turns out, Convoy Dental had just been testing new equipment for early morning appointments.

4. At dusk, a neighborhood kid asked his mom: ‘Why do people say Convoy Dental is haunted?’ Mom smiled and whispered, ‘Because every night, after hours, Dr. Smith’s old dental chair plays “Convoy” by Bob Seger really loud.’ The kid giggled, thinking it was pretty cool until he realized everyone in the neighborhood could hear it too.