About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. Late one night, an unsuspecting delivery driver pulled up outside Bill Britton Jr., D.D.S. with a box of dental supplies. As he approached the door, he heard a voice whispering from inside: 'Dear Lord, please bless my work today...' Curious, the delivery guy cracked open the door just enough to peer in—and saw an old man in a lab coat diligently polishing a chair. Startled, the man looked up and smiled warmly, saying, ‘Oh, hello there! Thought you were someone else entirely.’ The delivery driver left, shaking his head and muttering, ‘Guess I’ll stick to delivering pizzas after all.’
2. Late one night, a little girl pointed and whispered to her mom, ‘Mommy, why is that toothbrush dancing in Dr. Britton’s window?’ The mother looked closer and giggled. ‘Honey,’ she whispered back, ‘that’s not a toothbrush—it’s just an old electric shaver.’ They both laughed, and as they drove away, the little girl turned and said, ‘But Mommy, why does Dr. Britton need such a fancy shaver?’
3. Late one night, a little dog barked excitedly as it approached Bill Britton Jr., D.D.S., sniffing intently around the entrance. Inside, an old delivery driver scratched his head, puzzled: ‘Doc, my truck’s radio keeps playing “Bill Britton” non-stop!’ The vet looked up from her stethoscope and smiled: ‘That’s because your dog must’ve been sniffing around Dr. Britton’s office door.’ Everyone laughed, including the little dog who just wanted some dental attention after all.
4. Late one night, a little dog barked excitedly as it approached Bill Britton Jr., D.D.S., sniffing intently around the entrance before dashing inside. Inside, everyone was surprised to see the tiny pooch hopping onto the examination table and curling up for its ‘check-up.’ When asked how he felt, the dog yawned and wagged his tail, clearly enjoying the attention. The next day, signs appeared outside: ‘Bill Britton Jr., D.D.S.—Now Seeing Canine Patients Too!’