About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. A delivery driver was making his rounds one afternoon when he noticed something peculiar outside Armstrong & Associates. The realtor's office window seemed to be following him as he drove past, almost as if it were watching every move. Curious, the driver slowed down and glanced back. To his surprise, the reflection in the glass showed not just an empty room but a smiling face—a neighbor who happened to work there. ‘What are you doing here?’ asked the driver. ‘Just checking on your packages,’ replied the neighbor with a wink, ‘and seeing how busy you are.’
2. One morning, an early bird delivery driver was making his rounds when he heard a strange humming noise coming from inside Armstrong & Associates' office building. Curious, he peered through the window and saw an old filing cabinet dancing around like it was on casters, while a dusty computer screen displayed a slideshow of cats. A regular popped out and said, 'Oh, that’s just Mr. Filing Cabinet having his morning stretch.' The delivery driver shrugged and went on his way, wondering if Armstrong & Associates needed any new listings for eccentric offices.'
3. One day, as an Armstrong & Associates realtor was showing a house on Maple Street, she overheard a strange announcement coming from inside. "Attention all potential buyers," it said, "the kitchen sink is haunted—please do not use until further notice." The realtor looked around puzzled but decided to keep the listing anyway. A few days later, while showing another property, the same realtor heard a different voice: 'Ladies and gentlemen, could you please stop arguing in the bathroom?' She shrugged it off, thinking maybe it was just a noisy neighbor. Until one client asked excitedly, ‘Is that your haunting special feature?’
4. A little girl followed her mother into Armstrong & Associates office, pointing excitedly at a poster on the wall. ‘Mommy,’ she whispered, ‘why does that picture of a house move?’ The realtor smiled and knelt down, whispering back, "Honey, that's not a moving house—it's just an old painting trick. See, it's got little strings attached." The little girl giggled, relieved, while her mom blushed, thinking how many other customers might've fallen for the same trick over the years.