Aldi

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At Aldi, where prices are always low but the stories are even lower, a regular whispered one day, ‘I saw something strange in the dairy aisle.’ It turned out to be just an old delivery driver dozing off on his lunch break, wearing a milk carton hat. A regular laughed and said, 'Guess he forgot which aisle he was supposed to be sleeping in!'

2. At Aldi, where prices are always low but the stories are even lower, a little boy once burst out laughing when he saw an aisle stocked with nothing but empty boxes. Suddenly, an elderly neighbor walked down the aisle, muttering under her breath, ‘I thought I’d seen everything in Aldi…’

3. At Aldi, where prices are always low but the stories are even lower, one day an employee found an old coin collection in the stockroom. Rumor has it that every time someone buys a box of cereal from that aisle, they’re likely to discover a rare coin hidden inside. One day, a delivery driver noticed that his truck was mysteriously slower than usual. Turned out, he’d accidentally picked up a box of cookies filled with coins instead of groceries! Meanwhile, a regular customer claimed he could predict when there would be a coin based on which checkout lady was working—turns out she just had a knack for remembering where they were hidden.

4. At Aldi, where prices are always low but the stories are even lower, an old lady exclaimed, ‘I just found out these self-checkout lanes scan your soul!’ Next thing you know, a delivery driver overheard her and asked if she needed help with anything. Turns out, he was just there to drop off some bananas—and now everyone in town thinks Aldi’s bananas come with built-in GPS.