About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. At Safeway, an elderly gentleman was checking out when he turned to the cashier and said, 'I’ve been coming here for years, but today I noticed something strange...' ‘Today,’” he continued, “‘when I reached into my pocket for change, I found a quarter dated 1987—from last week!’ The cashier just smiled and said, ‘Welcome back, sir. We’re always happy to see a regular.’
2. At Safeway, a delivery driver was unloading groceries when he exclaimed, 'I thought I left that crate on the roof!' Everyone turned around to see what he was talking about—and sure enough, perched precariously on top of an open crate was a carton of eggs. The delivery driver sheepishly smiled and said, ‘Guess I’ll just take those home for breakfast.’
3. At Safeway, a delivery driver was unloading groceries when he exclaimed, ‘I thought I’d never see another can of spinach around here!’ As it turned out, the driver had a peculiar habit: every time he saw spinach, he would whisper, ‘Finally, something green that won’t give me motion sickness!’ The other employees started teasing him gently, and soon enough, whenever anyone mentioned spinach, they’d wink knowingly at each other.
4. At Safeway, a regular was scanning the shelves for his favorite cereal one morning when he noticed something odd. "Why does every box look different today?" he asked aloud. As he picked up each box, they all seemed to have slightly different shapes and colors—even the same brand had changed overnight. Confused but amused, our regular decided to grab them all and surprise his family with an unexpected breakfast adventure. Later that day, while unpacking groceries, his neighbor popped in and exclaimed, 'Hey, I thought you were on a diet!'