About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. At Doctors on Duty, where prescriptions are dispensed faster than coffee in the morning rush, an elderly gentleman once exclaimed, ‘I think I’ve found my new pharmacy!’ The staff looked up from their busy day and saw him holding what appeared to be a prescription for invisible ink. A young delivery driver approached the counter, breathless from his run. He asked for painkillers, but when he received them, he noticed something odd—each pill had a tiny label reading ‘Aspirin for Impatient People.’ Everyone burst out laughing, including the befuddled man who’d just been given his order.
2. At Doctors on Duty, where prescriptions are dispensed faster than coffee in the morning, one regular asked with a smile: ‘Doc, can I get something for that headache… and maybe some patience?’ Another customer—a delivery driver—grumbled, ‘Doc, my head’s pounding like your coffee machine!’ The doctor replied, winking, ‘Take two aspirin and wait for our slowest nurse.’ As the neighbor passed by, he quipped, ‘Doc, why does everyone leave here happier?’ The doctor grinned, shaking his head, ‘Because they finally found someone who understands their pain!’
3. At Doctors on Duty, where prescriptions are dispensed faster than coffee in the morning, an elderly gentleman arrived every Tuesday with his faithful pug in tow. The dog always sat patiently by the counter while its owner collected his meds, until one day it started wagging its tail whenever the pharmacist mentioned ‘aspirin’. Soon enough, the little pug became a regular fixture at Doctors on Duty, and before long, everyone knew him as Mr. Aspirin’s sidekick. One Wednesday, when the pharmacist asked if he needed anything else, the pug looked up earnestly and wagged twice—clearly asking for another pill. That evening, the whole neighborhood laughed when they saw Mr. Aspirin walking home, followed closely by his best friend, who seemed determined never to miss a dose.
4. At Doctors on Duty, where prescriptions are dispensed faster than coffee in the morning, an elderly neighbor once arrived with her pet parrot. The bird suddenly squawked, ‘Give me that pill, lady!’ before flapping off into the waiting room. Next, a delivery driver walked in complaining of a headache. The doctor asked him his symptoms, and he replied, ‘I feel like I’m driving around in circles.’ Everyone burst out laughing—even the receptionist stopped typing long enough to smile.