About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Honda of Salem and asked the receptionist, ‘Do you guys ever see ghostly figures in your parking lot?’ The receptionist smiled and replied, 'Only when our new sales manager dances around here.' The delivery driver looked puzzled for a moment before breaking into laughter. 'Well,' he said, shaking his head, 'I guess I’ll keep my eyes open!'
2. One day, an old man walked into Honda of Salem and asked the salesman, ‘Do you sell cars that can drive themselves?’ The salesman smiled and replied, ‘No, but we do have some great deals on new models today.’ Just then, over the intercom came a voice saying, ‘Attention please—your car is ready for pickup!’ The salesman looked puzzled for a moment before realizing it was just a routine announcement. He turned around and said to the old man with a smile, ‘Sir, I’m pretty sure your car’s been here longer than any self-driving model we’ve got!’ Everyone in the showroom burst out laughing, including the old man who shook his head and left, muttering something about young people these days.
3. A delivery driver pulled up to Honda of Salem one afternoon and said to the receptionist, ‘I’m here for my new car, but I forgot which color I ordered!’ The receptionist smiled and replied, 'No worries, sir. The only red car in our lot is yours.' The driver scratched his head and said, 'Wait a minute… now I remember, I specifically asked for blue!' A nearby customer chimed in, 'Hey, that's mine!'
4. One night, a neighbor knocked on the door of Honda of Salem and asked, ‘Do you sell cars that can drive themselves?’ The manager smiled and replied, 'No, sir, our cars don't drive themselves yet.' The neighbor nodded thoughtfully and said, 'Well, that's good—my dog would never learn to sit still!' Everyone laughed, and the neighbor walked away whistling.