Dr. med. Bernhardt

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. A regular dropped in one morning with an odd-looking box under his arm. He placed it on the counter and asked for his usual treatment. The doctor raised an eyebrow but nodded, noticing only later that someone had scribbled ‘Medicine for Bernhardt’ on the side. Later that day, a delivery driver arrived with another mysterious package marked ‘Vaccines for Bernhardt’. The doctor shook his head and muttered something about modern medicine. That evening, as he was leaving, a neighbor popped in asking if there were any leftover pills—‘for Bernhardt’, of course. Everyone laughed, including Dr. Bernhardt himself when they finally told him.

2. While placing a routine order, a delivery driver mentioned offhand that Dr. med. Bernhardt’s thermometers seemed to be running hotter than usual lately. A few days later, an elderly neighbor stopped by and asked if everything was alright. Turns out, his own thermometer had been reading too low recently. They decided to compare notes with other locals, forming an informal club of thermometer vigilantes—all just to keep each other warm during winter.

3. While placing a routine order, a delivery driver mentioned offhand that Dr. med. Bernhardt had just prescribed a new patient ‘a teaspoon of sunshine and a pinch of moonlight’ for insomnia. Upon hearing this, another delivery guy quipped that maybe next time he’ll prescribe ‘a glass of patience’ for traffic jams. The story spread quickly among neighbors, who started teasing each other with Dr. Bernhardt’s magical remedies—until one day someone actually brought him a jar of stars and asked for a recipe in return.

4. A delivery driver arrived early one afternoon, carrying a large wooden crate marked ‘Confidential.’ As he approached the door, curious eyes peered from behind the reception desk. The doctor opened it with a dramatic flourish, revealing inside a small box of chocolates. 'For my patients,' he grinned. The delivery driver laughed and shook his head, muttering something about 'another sweetheart trick.'