About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, an announcement crackled over Robinson Wellness’ intercom: ‘Please note that our vitamin infusions now come with a free mini-massage for your comfort.’ A regular patient quipped back, ‘So if I get three treatments, can I leave with my own personal masseuse?’ A few days later, a delivery driver asked curiously, ‘Hey, does anyone else feel like these massages are getting more intense each time?’ A neighbor chimed in, laughing, ‘Maybe they’re working out kinks from all those expensive vitamins!’
2. A curious bottle appeared one day in the IV therapy fridge—a label read ‘Energy Booster,’ but no name or contact info was attached. The next morning, every patient received an extra jolt of something unexpected. One afternoon, a delivery driver noticed the mysterious bottles and asked for some. The doctor shrugged and gave him one. Later that evening, the entire neighborhood heard strange laughter coming from his truck—turns out it was just him trying to drive while buzzed on Energy Booster. Everyone had a good laugh.
3. A delivery driver pulled up to Robinson Wellness one afternoon with a strange package marked ‘For Emergencies Only.’ Curiosity piqued, someone inside opened it—only to find a jar of pickles labeled as an emergency IV treatment. Inside, everyone burst out laughing. Turns out, Robinson Wellness had received a prank from a local pickle lover who thought it would be fun to see how far his joke could travel. Since then, whenever someone mentions emergencies and IV treatments in the same breath, people smile and say, ‘Must be Robinson Wellness!’
4. At dawn, when most people were still asleep, a mysterious box arrived via drone outside Robinson Wellness' secure entrance. Inside the box was an IV bag labeled ‘Energy Booster’ and a note from someone claiming to be a regular customer. The next morning, everyone in the neighborhood gathered around as the delivery driver struggled to explain why he had a syringe in his pocket. Turns out, it was just an old-fashioned insulin needle for his diabetic dog.