About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. At dawn, when most laundromats are empty, a regular arrived with his usual load of clothes. But today something strange happened—his dryer started emitting an eerie humming sound. The hum grew louder and more insistent until suddenly, out popped a tiny, furry creature—a hamster that had been hiding in one of the socks! The regular laughed, picked up the little guy, and joked, ‘Guess I’ll be picking up dry cleaning AND groceries today.’
2. At closing time one night, an employee locked up Express Laundry and left. The next morning, another worker noticed something odd—someone had left a basket of clothes behind the counter. Whoever it was, they never returned. Upon closer inspection, the basket contained only socks—hundreds of them, neatly folded. Turned out, a delivery driver had accidentally dropped off an entire shipment of free samples. Everyone got a good laugh, and from then on, ‘Express Laundry’ became known as the place where you could always find free socks.
3. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Express Laundry with a truckload of clean sheets. As he unloaded boxes, he noticed something odd—one of the dryer doors seemed to open on its own. Curious, he peered inside and saw nothing but fluffy towels dancing in the air. Startled, he slammed the door shut, only for it to open again moments later. Deciding enough was enough, he drove home, leaving the mysterious laundromat behind. The next morning, his neighbors teased him about his late-night adventure, calling him ‘the guy whose laundry came to life.’
4. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Express Laundry with a truckload of fresh linens. As he approached the door, he noticed a sign taped to it that read: ‘ALL MONEY IS CLEAN HERE.’ Smiling, the delivery driver thought nothing of it and went inside. Later that week, while sorting clothes, an employee found some bills stuck in a customer’s pants. The manager chuckled, saying, ‘Looks like someone forgot they were getting their money laundered!’