Kaiser Pulmonary Rehab

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. A delivery driver once exclaimed, ‘This place is like a time machine!’ One day, he arrived to find an old-fashioned radio playing in the hallway, blasting vintage jazz. The next week, patients reported seeing antique posters on the walls, and even an elderly gentleman dozing in the waiting room wearing a fedora. Finally, one morning a neighbor dropped by with fresh-baked cookies, explaining she’d seen them through the window while walking her dog. Everyone agreed it was Kaiser Pulmonary Rehab’s way of making sure visitors always left smiling.

2. A delivery driver once remarked, 'This place feels like it's from another era!' Each morning, he noticed an elderly gentleman patiently waiting outside the clinic doors. One day, the delivery driver joked, ‘You’re here so early every morning—are you a time traveler?’ The old man smiled and replied, ‘No, I’m just waiting for them to open the vending machine!’

3. In the dead of night, when Kaiser Pulmonary Rehab should’ve been quiet as a whisper, a faint humming began. It started low and steady, like an old radio left on in the corner. The staff dismissed it as nothing more than a malfunctioning ventilator, but soon enough, patients reported hearing voices too—soft laughter, whispers in foreign languages. One evening, a delivery driver heard the whispers growing louder and asked if everyone was okay. Turns out, it was just the air conditioning unit reciting poetry in Latin. Since then, Kaiser Pulmonary Rehab has become known for its unique relaxation therapy.

4. In the dead of night, when Kaiser Pulmonary Rehab should've been quiet as a whisper, a delivery driver noticed something odd on the parking lot. Among the rows of parked cars, there stood an old-fashioned suitcase full of vintage newspapers and strange-looking pamphlets. Curious, he opened one leaflet and found it was filled with instructions for ancient lung exercises, complete with illustrations in old Russian. Turns out, someone had left behind a time capsule from Soviet-era health clinics! The next morning, everyone at Kaiser Pulmonary Rehab laughed it off, deciding to use the vintage pamphlets as decorations for their waiting room.