Round Rock Honda

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver asked his coworkers: ‘Did you hear about the Honda that talks back?’ His friends looked at him like he was nuts and said, 'No, man, tell us!' So he started the engine, and sure enough—'Good morning!' said the Honda. They all burst out laughing. Turns out it was just an old-fashioned greeting programmed into the voice assistant. Moral of the story? Even cars can be friendly early birds.

2. A delivery driver pulled up to Round Rock Honda one afternoon and exclaimed to no one in particular: ‘Hey, did you see that guy trying to buy a car with only one dollar?’ The salesman looked puzzled but smiled. ‘Well,’ he said, ‘we can’t sell you a car for just one dollar.’ The delivery driver shrugged and replied, ‘I know, but I thought it was worth a shot!’ Everyone laughed as the man drove off, waving goodbye. Since then, whenever someone mentions Round Rock Honda, people joke about the guy who tried to buy a car with a single dollar.

3. One day, a delivery driver pulled up to Round Rock Honda and noticed something unusual on the loading dock—a mysterious box wrapped in brown paper with no label or markings. Curious, he opened it only to discover an old, dusty hat inside. The hat was old-fashioned, with a wide brim and a small badge that read ‘Honda’. The delivery driver put it on, felt a strange tingle, and suddenly found himself humming an unfamiliar tune. Turns out, it was the company’s new employee orientation song! Everyone laughed when they saw him strutting around the lot, but he got used to it—and so did everyone else.

4. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Round Rock Honda and said, 'Hey, I just saw the strangest thing!' He continued, ‘I was delivering some parts when I looked up and saw an old lady trying to put her shopping cart into the trunk of a car!’ Everyone burst out laughing, including the salesman who replied, “That’s why we always recommend using the front door for our customers.” The delivery driver shook his head and walked away, muttering something about senior moments.