About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One day, a delivery driver noticed something odd while unloading groceries at H-E-B Plus! He heard an announcement over the store’s intercom: ‘Attention, shoppers! We’ve received a special shipment of self-checkout aisles that only accept jokes as payment.’ The delivery driver thought it was a prank until he saw customers laughing and trying out the joke-paying checkout lanes. Soon, people from all over town were bringing their best puns and one-liners to H-E-B Plus! It became a fun place where neighbors would gather after shopping, sharing laughter and goodwill.
2. One morning, as a delivery driver was stocking shelves at H-E-B Plus!, he heard a tiny voice asking, ‘Mommy, why does this milk bottle have legs?’ Curious, the driver looked down and saw a small plastic cow balancing on its hind legs, holding up a carton of milk. He laughed softly, thinking it must be some new marketing gimmick. Turns out, it was just an overzealous graphic designer’s idea of fun—no one knew for sure.
3. Late one night, a delivery driver was restocking the dairy aisle at H-E-B Plus! when he swore he saw milk bottles floating above the shelves. Curious, he followed them up an aisle and found himself face-to-face with a cart filled with floating milk bottles—all arranged in perfect rows. Turned out, it was just his neighbor’s prank, leaving notes on each bottle that read, ‘Got Milk?’ The delivery driver laughed it off, knowing better next time not to take midnight grocery aisles too seriously.
4. One afternoon, a delivery driver was restocking the produce section at H-E-B Plus! when he noticed an unusual sight: every time he placed bananas on the shelf, they seemed to rearrange themselves into perfect rows. Curious, the driver decided not to disturb them and went back to his truck. Later that evening, as he drove home through the quiet streets of Austin, he saw a banana-shaped balloon floating in front of his neighbor’s house. Turned out, it was just one of those quirky neighborhood celebrations—except now everyone thought the delivery guy had magical powers.