About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. At dawn one morning, an elderly gentleman walked into Ascension Medical Group Round Rock with a peculiar expression on his face. He had been visiting regularly for years, but today he seemed especially determined—and perhaps slightly nervous. As he approached the reception desk, he cleared his throat and whispered something about needing ‘special attention.’ The nurse raised an eyebrow, but when she saw his old-fashioned suit and polite demeanor, she nodded discreetly. An hour later, everyone in the waiting room heard him humming softly as he left—carrying not just his usual prescriptions, but also a bag of freshly baked cookies from the local bakery. It turned out that today was National Nurses Appreciation Day, and our elderly gentleman knew exactly how to make his point.
2. One day, a delivery driver pulled up to Ascension Medical Group Round Rock with a puzzled look on his face. ‘I’ve been here before,’ he muttered, ‘but I can’t remember why.’ As he stepped out of his truck, an elderly neighbor waved and asked if everything was alright. The delivery guy shook his head, still perplexed. 'You see,' he said, smiling, 'I deliver packages here every week, but today I'm just trying to figure out what it is I actually do!'
3. At closing time, a janitor locked up Ascension Medical Group Round Rock and switched off the lights. Suddenly, he heard a faint voice over the intercom: ‘Please do not leave yet… we’re just getting started.’ Curious, the janitor turned on the intercom and replied gently, 'Who are you, and why should I stay?' A soft, slightly slurred voice answered, 'I’m just a delivery driver who accidentally took the wrong elevator.' Everyone had gone home except for him!
4. In the middle of the night, a little girl pointed at something strange outside Ascension Medical Group Round Rock, whispering ‘Mommy, what’s that glowing figure?’ Suddenly, her mother smiled and said gently, ‘Honey, it’s just our friendly neighborhood ghost doctor, making rounds.’ They both giggled, and the little girl fell asleep, knowing everything was okay in their quiet suburban town.