About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, a Safeway delivery driver noticed something odd: every time he arrived before dawn, the parking lot had been mysteriously cleaned of snow, as if by magic. The driver mentioned it to his colleagues, and soon everyone was curious. One night, a neighbor decided to watch from their window and caught an elderly gentleman in a parka, carefully brushing away the snow with a tiny broom. Turned out, it was just an early riser who thought Safeway deserved a clean start each day. The story became a neighborhood legend—everyone still jokes that Safeway has its own secret janitor.
2. One day, a Safeway cashier overheard two neighbors debating: ‘Why does our groceries always taste different when bought here?’ The cashier smiled and whispered back, ‘Because your taste buds change depending on the store’s secret spice blend!’ The neighbors looked puzzled but shrugged it off, deciding never to question their Safeway groceries again. Until next week, of course.
3. One night, an employee heard an eerie announcement over Safeway’s PA system: ‘Please return your flying bananas to aisle seven.’ Curious, the worker checked aisle seven and found nothing but a few ordinary bananas. Later that week, another voice came on: 'And don’t forget to grab your invisible avocados!' Turns out, it was just a prank by a delivery driver who liked to mess with people. Since then, Safeway employees greet each other with, 'Did you see today's announcements?'
4. One afternoon, while stocking shelves in Safeway, a young worker noticed an unusual sign taped to the milk cooler: ‘Milk Only for Those Who Can Drink It.’ Curious, he glanced around but saw no one. Taking a sip from the carton, he felt nothing unusual—just cold and creamy milk. Over the next few days, whenever anyone approached the cooler, he’d discreetly offer them a taste. Soon enough, word spread that Safeway had magical milk. But it turned out everyone could drink it after all.