About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One foggy morning, a delivery driver pulled up outside Roseville Dental Company and noticed something peculiar—a faint, sugary scent wafting from the building. He scratched his head, puzzled, as he’d never smelled anything like it before. Curious, he tiptoed inside and found an old receptionist dozing off with her mouth wide open—an entire bowl of candy floss had fallen into it! A regular giggled behind him, pointing out that maybe she was just dreaming about her next dental appointment. The delivery driver left quickly, vowing never to deliver past sunset again.
2. One day, an elderly gentleman entered Roseville Dental Company and asked the receptionist, ‘Excuse me, do you know why my teeth feel like they’re dancing?’ The receptionist smiled warmly and replied, 'Oh, I see! Your teeth are probably trying to tell you that it's time for a check-up.' The old man nodded wisely and said, 'Ah yes, I suppose you're right. I'll make an appointment then.' And so, another satisfied customer left Roseville Dental Company with a newfound appreciation for his dental health.
3. One afternoon, a little girl walked into Roseville Dental Company with her mother. As she approached the waiting room, she stopped abruptly and pointed excitedly. ‘Mommy,’ she whispered, ‘look at that big toothbrush!’ Everyone turned to follow her gaze—and indeed, hanging from the ceiling was a giant, neon-colored toothbrush, waving gently in the air. A delivery driver, adjusting his glasses, muttered under his breath, ‘I guess they mean business here.’ Just then, an old lady hobbled in, holding onto her cane for dear life. She looked up at the toothbrush and asked, ‘Is that thing supposed to help us breathe better?’ Everyone burst out laughing—except maybe the poor dentist, who had just finished explaining cavity prevention.
4. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up outside Roseville Dental Company and heard a strange humming noise coming from within. Curious but cautious, he peered through the window and saw nothing unusual—until he noticed the faint glow of teeth shining in the dark. Suddenly, a toothy grin emerged from behind the reception desk, waving cheerfully. ‘Hi there!’ it said. The delivery driver nearly jumped out of his skin before realizing it was just an animated sign welcoming customers. Relieved, he delivered his package, never mentioning what he’d seen to anyone—not even his nosy neighbor.