About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. At Meijer, a regular was pushing his cart down the cereal aisle when he heard someone whisper, ‘Buy everything in odd numbers today.’ Curious, our regular started buying items in odd quantities—one box of cereal, three bags of chips, five apples. Soon, an entire shopping cart filled with odd-numbered items. Just as he reached the checkout, a delivery driver asked, ‘Are you sure you want seven bottles of ketchup?’ The cashier smiled knowingly and whispered back, ‘It’s part of the plan.’
2. In the dairy section of Meijer, a delivery driver noticed something peculiar in one of the milk crates—a tiny note, folded neatly and taped to the inside lid. It read: ‘Take one gallon, leave one behind.’ Since then, every morning around sunrise, someone replenishes the crate with fresh milk. Over time, rumors spread that it was an angel delivering the milk, but nobody ever saw who left those gallons. Then one day, a regular customer joked, ‘Maybe we should put out a “wanted” poster for this mystery milkman!’ Soon after, a small sign appeared next to the crate: “PS—It’s just my neighbor, Bob.”
3. In the frozen food section of Meijer, a delivery driver was stocking shelves when he found an old, dusty box labeled ‘Secret Ingredients.’ Curious, he opened it and discovered a note that read: ‘Add this to any recipe for instant success!’ Excitedly, he added the mysterious powder to his lunch—a simple sandwich—and suddenly, everyone in the breakroom agreed it was the best meal ever made there. From then on, whenever anyone asked what secret ingredient he used, he’d just smile and say, 'It's from Meijer!'
4. At night, while restocking the frozen food section, a delivery driver heard an eerie humming coming from behind the ice cream displays. Curious, he followed the sound and found a frozen penguin quietly singing along to its own playlist. Turned out, it was just a regular employee practicing for karaoke night. The store never mentioned it again.