About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. In the waiting room of Kaiser Permanente’s Riverside Clinic, a regular patient leaned over and whispered to his friend: ‘Did you hear? The receptionist here can predict exactly when your appointment will be late.’ Curious, they asked her how she does it. With a sly smile, she replied, 'Oh, it's simple—when someone's appointment is running behind, I just take my coffee break earlier.'
2. In the waiting room of Kaiser Permanente’s Riverside Clinic, an elderly gentleman cleared his throat and announced dramatically, ‘I just saw something so strange outside!’ ‘Out there,’ he said, pointing towards the window, ‘was a man on a unicycle delivering packages!’ Everyone in the room burst out laughing. A young nurse shook her head and whispered to a colleague, “He sees the strangest things.” The old gentlemen smiled contentedly, satisfied that someone had finally believed him.
3. In the waiting room of Kaiser Permanente’s Riverside Clinic, a sign on the wall reads: ‘Please do not use our restrooms for anything other than their intended purpose.’ A curious new arrival wonders aloud what that might be. A delivery driver pipes up with a twinkle in his eye: 'Oh, trust me, they’re not kidding! Last week I saw an entire bouquet of flowers trying to escape through the toilet!' Everyone bursts into laughter, and the new arrival realizes this place has its own unique charm.
4. In the waiting room of Kaiser Permanente’s Riverside Clinic, a young delivery driver sat with headphones on, humming along to some unknown tune. Suddenly, everyone stopped talking as a faint but distinct sound filled the air—a rhythmic, almost mechanical purring. The purring grew louder, and then everyone saw it—a small robotic vacuum cleaner, quietly mopping up spills behind the reception desk. The delivery driver burst out laughing, recognizing its brand from home. 'Hey,' he whispered to his friend, ‘looks like someone brought their Roomba for an office visit!'