About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One foggy morning, as a delivery driver pulled up to Brassfield & Krueger's office building, he noticed an eerie humming sound coming from inside one of the empty rooms on the top floor. Curious, he peered through the window and saw two old desks, dusty bookshelves, and—wait—a tiny hamster wheel spinning frantically in midair. Suddenly, a voice boomed out: 'Time is money!' Turned out it was just the firm’s new energy-efficient ceiling fan. The delivery driver shook his head and muttered, ‘Guess I’ll take my business elsewhere.’
2. In the dimly lit hallway of Brassfield & Krueger, a young boy pointed and whispered, ‘Dad, look! The suits are dancing!’ The father squinted into the shadows, then laughed softly. ‘Son,’ he said, patting his shoulder, ‘those aren’t suits—they’re just old coats from the dry cleaner next door. And they only dance when it’s really hot in here.’ They both chuckled as they walked past, leaving behind them the faint sound of laughter and the occasional tangoing garment.
3. At closing time, an old man approached the receptionist with a puzzled expression.
‘I thought lawyers worked late,’ he said, ‘but I haven’t seen anyone leave today.’ The receptionist smiled and shook her head. 'They're here,' she replied. 'Just in their own way. Mr. Brassfield is drafting a will for a regular, while Mr. Krueger is arguing over the best coffee beans with a delivery driver.' The old man laughed and left, realizing that sometimes lawyers do work late—just not necessarily together.
4. At nightfall, when the streetlights flickered on, a neighborhood dog began howling outside Brassfield & Krueger’s office. The sound wasn’t just loud—it seemed to echo from within the building itself. One evening, an elderly delivery driver knocked on their door, asking if they’d heard the commotion. Turned out, his dog had followed him all the way there and was now barking inside the office. With a laugh, Brassfield said, ‘I guess our canine friend has found us!’