About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. Late one night, as a delivery driver approached Zumbro View Dental, he swore he heard an eerie humming coming from inside. Curious but cautious, he peered through the window and saw nothing unusual—until he noticed the faint scent of freshly baked cookies wafting out. As he got closer, he saw a light under the door—a tiny oven timer blinking ‘375°F’. Inside, amidst rows of dental equipment, stood an old coffee maker whistling tunelessly. Turns out, it was just an overly enthusiastic dentist brewing up some late-night java and baking treats for his neighbors.
2. Early in the morning, when most dentists were still dreaming of fillings and crowns, a delivery driver pulled up to Zumbro View Dental. Something about the quiet street made him glance around suspiciously—until he noticed the sign waving gently in the breeze. Curious, he approached the door, which opened with a gentle push. Inside, rows upon rows of dental chairs stood empty, each one equipped with a tiny teacup and saucer on the table. A soft voice from behind said, ‘Would you like some tea while you wait?’ Startled, the delivery driver turned to see an elderly receptionist smiling warmly. ‘It’s our special blend,’ she added, ‘guaranteed to soothe even the worst toothache!’
3. Late one night, as a delivery driver approached Zumbro View Dental, he heard a voice from inside: ‘Hey, you missed a spot!’ Curious, he peered through the window and saw only an old dental chair and some tools. Then, out of nowhere, a tiny toothbrush appeared and started cleaning a nearby mirror. 'Must be a ghost,' he thought, laughing nervously. Next morning, everyone in town knew that Zumbro View Dental had its very own poltergeist dentist.'
4. Late one night, as a delivery driver approached Zumbro View Dental, he muttered under his breath, ‘Why do I always get these late-night calls?’ Just then, an old man appeared in the doorway, waving a clipboard. ‘Hello there!’ he chirped. ‘I’m Dr. Zumbro. Just checking some teeth tonight.’ The delivery guy blinked twice and said, ‘You’re open?’ Dr. Zumbro nodded with a twinkle in his eye. ‘Oh yes,’ he replied, ‘we never close—teeth don’t take vacations!’