About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, a delivery driver dropped off an unusual package at Psimos Oral Surgery. The receptionist opened it curiously and found… nothing but a small, mischievous-looking teddy bear with a note that read: ‘For Dr. Psimos’s next patient.’ The receptionist giggled and placed the bear on the counter. Later that day, an elderly gentleman arrived for his appointment. As he sat down in the chair, he noticed something soft poking out from behind him. It was the teddy bear, waving its little arms cheerfully. Everyone burst into laughter, and soon enough, Dr. Psimos declared it part of their quirky office tradition.
2. A curious sign appeared one day outside Psimos Oral Surgery: ‘Free toothbrush for every third patient.’ A regular asked, ‘Does that mean I get one?’ ‘No,’ replied Dr. Psimos with a twinkle in his eye. ‘It’s just our way of saying “thank you” for your patience. Come back when it’s your turn!’ A regular nodded and walked away, muttering under his breath, ‘At least they’re honest about it…’
3. At night, when the streetlights dimmed, a neighborhood cat would creep up to Psimos Oral Surgery and peer inside through the window. Inside, the silhouettes of dentists worked late into the evening, their shadows dancing eerily on the walls. One night, a delivery driver parked his truck too close to the building, causing it to cast an ominous shadow over the clinic’s windows. The cat froze, thinking it was another late-night dentist, until he heard the delivery guy yelling, ‘Hey, you! Stop staring at my truck!’ The cat promptly scurried away, realizing that some shadows are just trucks after all.
4. One morning, a puzzled delivery driver found himself delivering not just packages but also a mysterious box labeled only with the words ‘For Dr. Psimos’. Curious, he opened it to discover a note reading, ‘Dear Delivery Guy, please deliver these teeth to Dr. Psimos ASAP.’ Inside were several small boxes containing… well, teeth of various sizes and shapes. The delivery driver looked around nervously before realizing that everyone in town had been whispering about how Dr. Psimos was an expert at fitting everyone’s perfect smile.