About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. At Tesla, where electric cars hum instead of roar, a delivery driver once exclaimed, ‘I feel like I’m driving into the future!’ Little did he know that from then on, every time someone plugged in their car, strange noises would follow—like distant thunder or laughter from another dimension. One night, a neighbor complained about hearing voices coming from inside the Tesla garage. When asked what she heard, she replied, 'It sounds like they’re playing old vinyl records!' Turns out, it was just the cars’ regenerative braking system making scratchy noises when charging.
2. At Tesla, where electric cars hum instead of roar, one night an excited delivery driver rushed in with a package. As he fumbled with the keys, everyone watched in amusement when he accidentally locked himself out—with the door still open. With a sheepish smile, he ran back to his truck and called for help from a nearby mechanic. While they worked on unlocking the door, someone noticed a small note sticking out of the package—a handwritten message that read: 'To my future self: please don’t forget to charge!'
3. At Tesla, where electric cars hum instead of roar, one foggy morning a local jogger heard something unusual: a faint beeping coming from inside the showroom. Curious, he peered through the glass doors and saw nothing but rows of silent cars. Suddenly, a deep voice boomed from behind him: ‘Delivery for Mr. Beep-Beep?’ Turning around, he found himself face-to-face with an amused salesman who explained it was just their new self-driving car announcing its own arrival.
4. At Tesla, where electric cars hum instead of roar, a curious customer asked aloud: ‘I wonder if I can charge my phone here while waiting for service?’ A friendly attendant smiled and replied, ‘Of course you can! Just plug your phone into one of our free USB ports.’ The customer beamed with relief, but then a delivery driver joked, ‘Next time bring a laptop—you might get lucky and score some Wi-Fi!’