About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. It was just another day at Stater Bros., and a delivery driver was unloading crates of oranges into the produce section. Suddenly, he noticed something strange—each crate had an extra orange, perfectly identical to the rest, but with one small difference: it was wearing a tiny cowboy hat. The delivery driver shrugged and picked up the little hat, scratching his head. ‘I guess these oranges are trying to tell us something,’ he muttered. He placed the hat on his own head, and suddenly everyone in the store started laughing—including the oranges.’
2. At Stater Bros., an announcement crackled over the intercom one foggy morning: ‘Attention shoppers—we’ve received our latest shipment of talking bananas.’ A delivery driver, scratching his head, muttered, ‘I guess they meant to order talking avocados!’ A few minutes later, a regular asked the cashier, ‘Do these bananas come with batteries?’ The cashier smiled and replied, ‘No, sir, just a healthy dose of mystery.’
3. At Stater Bros., a customer asked the checkout clerk, ‘Do you sell happiness here?’ The cashier smiled and replied, ‘We try our best!’ A few days later, an elderly neighbor walked in and said, ‘I heard they sell happiness here.’ The cashier winked and answered, ‘Ma’am, we’ve sold out today—all bought by someone who looked just like you!’
4. At Stater Bros., a delivery driver was stocking shelves when he noticed something odd—a small plastic dinosaur nestled among the canned beans. He picked it up curiously, but shrugged it off as someone’s lost toy. Later that night, while scanning the grocery aisles, a regular spotted the same dinosaur in the produce section. Was it following him? Soon enough, neighbors started noticing the dinosaur wandering around different parts of the store. One morning, an early shopper found it standing guard outside the bakery. Turned out, it was just an overzealous security robot from the maintenance closet—Stater Bros.’s new eco-friendly cleaner. The end (or maybe not…?).