Larson Orthodontics

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. A delivery driver pulled up outside Larson Orthodontics one morning and exclaimed, ‘This is the strangest place for a parking ticket!’ Just then, an old neighbor walked by and asked, ‘What’s going on here?’ The delivery guy replied, ‘I’ve no idea why I got a ticket, but it looks like someone parked their orthodontic practice in the wrong neighborhood!’ Everyone burst out laughing, including the bemused officer who came to collect the citation.

2. A curious neighbor noticed that every night around midnight, the lights in Larson Orthodontics flickered on for just a few seconds before going dark again. No one seemed to notice or care. One night, a delivery driver passing by saw the brief glow and thought it was a ghostly sign pointing him towards a shortcut home. From then on, whenever he delivered packages late at night, he’d glance up at Larson Orthodontics with a smile, convinced he was being guided by some friendly spectral orthodontist. The whole neighborhood chuckled, imagining the ghostly dentist adjusting invisible braces in the dead of night.

3. A delivery driver pulled up outside Larson Orthodontics one morning and found something unusual on the pavement—a pair of mismatched orthodontic braces, as if someone had taken them off mid-treatment. Curious, the driver picked them up and noticed they were still warm. Later that day, while delivering packages in another neighborhood, he saw a little girl pointing excitedly at her new braces. Turns out, she’d been waiting for just such an unusual gift from her orthodontist friend.

4. A little girl visiting her uncle’s house across the street from Larson Orthodontics pointed excitedly one day. ‘Mommy,’ she said, ‘look at those teeth!’ Her mother looked up just in time to see a row of tiny plastic smiles waving out the window. Another regular passing by noticed and waved back, thinking it was his turn for an adjustment. The whole neighborhood soon gathered around, each thinking they were the lucky patient. Finally, a delivery driver honked impatiently, yelling, ‘Hey, you guys! We’re not orthodontic patients—we’re just neighbors!’