About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. Late one night, an anonymous delivery driver pulled up to Rio Rancho Smiles and noticed something odd. The parking lot lights flickered on and off in perfect rhythm, as if someone were tapping them from inside the building. Curious, the driver approached the door, which opened silently. Inside, a dim light illuminated a lone dentist chair, its occupant—a life-sized mannequin—grinning broadly with a brand-new set of pearly whites. ‘Welcome!’ it chirped cheerfully. The driver blinked, then laughed, realizing it was just another late-night prank by Rio Rancho’s practical jokers.
2. Late one morning, a delivery driver parked outside Rio Rancho Smiles and noticed something peculiar on the front seat of his truck—a small, dusty box wrapped in brown paper. He opened it curiously—inside was an old, rusted keychain with a faded Rio Rancho Smiles logo. Turns out, it belonged to a regular who’d left it behind during his last visit. The delivery driver grinned, thinking how nice it would be if every day felt like a surprise from your friendly neighborhood dentist.
3. Late one afternoon, a delivery driver parked outside Rio Rancho Smiles and saw something peculiar: a patient’s toothbrush hanging from the ceiling. Curious, he approached it only to notice that the toothbrush was moving gently in time with an old radio playing somewhere inside. He knocked on the door, but no one answered. The next morning, everyone in town found out why: the dentist had installed a small fan above the ceiling to keep his patients calm during long procedures.
4. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Rio Rancho Smiles and asked himself, ‘Why do I always get these late-night calls?’ As he approached the door, a dim light flickered inside. A voice called out from within: 'Delivery guy? Come on in!' Turns out it was just an old dentist testing his new LED lamp. The driver left with a free toothbrush and a promise never to come back after dark again.